A song that I came up with this past spring while I was throwing up from alcohol poisoning in Evan’s bathroom after trying to drink all of my problems away

My mama taught me how to puke like a lady
(Lady)
My mama taught me how to vomit like a girl
(Girl)
When your gills are lookin a little green
Make sure you keep your lipstick clean
And boys will think you’re peachy keen
When you close your eyes and hurl

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